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These Aren't Your Grandmother's Maine Black Bears

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These are the Maine Black Bears of a NEW generation! (play bending guitar riff!!!)

We may have underestimated the courtesy 1-AA opponent on our football schedule this season.  I know that the Carrier Dome is in fact an insular, roofed stadium.  So then I also know that lightening cannot strike from the sky and hit the field, causing unforeseen damage and destruction.  But what if someone figured out a loophole.  What if someone figured out how to bring electricity INSIDE the Dome with them? 

Judging by the new Maine Black Bears marketing material, that loophole may have just been found.

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IT'S A BEAR THAT SHOOTS ELECTRICITY OUT OF ITS MOUTH!!!  RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!

EDSBS is correct is pointing out that, quite simply, this spells doom for all 1-A teams in Maine's path:

If beating Mississippi State in 2005 wasn’t entertaining enough, now their mascot is capable of regurgitating a billion volts of pure electricity at their opponents. Your fisticuffs are useless in the face of the Ursine Puking Zeus-cot, Oregon Duck!

Let's just hope that those shock therapy experiments they've been running on Otto are proving fruitful.  Up the voltage!

H/T: EDSBS