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Jonny Takes Niagara

The Niagara Gazette was all over Jonny Flynn receiving the key to the city of Niagara Falls and they've got the photos to prove it.  All the biggest names in Central New York where there...


Of course he was in the front row.  Of course he was... (That's Jonny's Dad in the front row. So I learned two things today. #1, Jonny's Dad kinda looks like DOC Gross. #2, I'm a raging racist. Carry on...)

Sadly, tragedy struck during the event when Jonny Flynn, overcome by the emotions of being feted by his hometown, was unable to keep his superpowers in check as his magical hand engorged itself with the lifeforces of those around him.  Nine were killed.


Even Jonny's possibly-soon-to-yet-again-be teammate Paul Harris was on hand to witness the achievement. 


Man, if looks could kill...and then snatch the city key from that ginormous hand on Jonny's still-warm carcass and run amok in the city of Niagara Falls, absconding with all the finest meats and cheeses as well as a bevy of cash before being found at 4 a.m. passed out on a craps table at Seneca Niagara Casino, having lost it all betting on seven...lucky seven...but it was snake eyes once again, Paul.  It's always snake eyes...