A secret society of the eight wealthiest mascots in the Northeast convenes at an estate in Providence, RI, otherwise known as Mike Tranghese’s basement (at least for the next couple months). Chips and mango-peach salsa are served.
They control the Northeastern bank money supplies, Fort Dix, ESPN and the Weslyan College student newspaper.
They are known as The Octonion.
I don't believe you. Why are you doing this to me? Why are you stealing my recruits? Isn't beating me on a consistent basis enough?
(Thwack! A sock full of quarters hits Otto on the back of the neck. Er...rind.)
I say, we continue to play just well enough as a conference to maintain our BCS standing but never really give our detractors a reason to think we're elite. If they did, they might find out the horrifying truth.
(Otto comes to...)
You can find records of the previous Octonion meetings below: