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By the way, the hashtag for today is #BeatTheVille Hate it? Too fucking bad.

IT IS NOT A LOSS IF A GREG ROBINSON COACHED TEAM BEAT YOU, ITS JUST NOT A WIN REMEMBER THAT #BeatTheVille

ITS NOT AN UPSET IF YOUR FAVORED BY 37 AND U LOSE TO CUSE ITS NOT BEING RATED PROPERLY REMEMBER THAT #BeatTheVille

Louisville plays in a horseshoe. No good football teams play in horseshoes. #BeatTheVille

IN LOUSIVILLE YOUR NOT A SEX OFFENDER YOUR JUST KINKY REMEMBER THAT! #BeatTheVille

Churchill Downs would only be interesting if it doubled as a glue and dog food factory. #BeatTheVille

#BeatTheVille - because if Greg Robinson can do it, anyone can 

Louisville: A second-class city in a 12th-class state. #BeatTheVille

Brian Brohm isn't walking through that door #BeatTheVille

Steve Kragthorpe's playbook is written in crayon #BeatTheVille

To correctly pronounce "Louisville," remember to stuff your mouth with marbles first. #BeatTheVille

Your moonshine still is not high technology. #BeatTheVille

University of Louisville: Where research entails wondering how Santa can deliver presents through the pot belly stove. #BeatTheVille

"Dentists r fur queers." #BeatTheVille

Browning Nagle is not walking through that door #BeatTheVille

#Shamarko could have went to Louisville - he didn't. Sharmarko knows all. #BeatTheVille

Canada may have invented the denim tuxedo, but Kentucky perfected it. #BeatTheVille

Steve Kragthorpe isn't a terrible head coach as much as he's an excellent mannequin. #BeatTheVille

I was going to trash notable Louisville alumni, but there are none #BeatTheVille

Kentucky: Making West Virginia feel good about itself since forever. #BeatTheVille

"Convoy" has won "Best Picture" at the Kentucky Arts & Talking Pictures Festival for the last 30 years. #BeatTheVille

Louisville's playbook: Failed draw to the left; Failed draw to the right; Interception to the safety; Bourbon Time! #BeatTheVille

A "Triple-Double" in Louisville is banging two chicks in a Chili's while your three buddies cheer you on. #BeatTheVille

Population 713,877. Percentage of population that is literate: 0.0007004% #BeatTheVille

NASA discovers water on the moon. Still no intelligent life in Louisville. #BeatTheVille

Frankfort, Lexington, Louisville: These all sounds like excellent venues for arson. #BeatTheVille

Named after some French guy. Says it all, really. #BeatTheVille

ITS NOT FAILING IF YOU HIRE STEVE KRAGTHORPE ITS GETTIN WHAT YOU PAID 4 REMEMBER THAT #BeatTheVille

#BeatTheVille because even our backup tight end has thrown for over 400 yards in a single game against you guys

#BeatTheVille because Arthur Jones thinks it is so much of a realty, they don't even need him and has chosen to sit out and rest his knee

because baby jesus hates you #BeatTheVille

Louisville isn't even a top 3 city in Kentucky. Congrats Lexington! #BeatTheVille

Louisville, where you can have a major sex scandal and still be employed! #BeatTheVille

#BeatTheVille because I got lost and ended up in Louisville once, it made the movie Wrong Turn look like a documentary.

Louisville is an anagram for U IS EVIL LOL #BeatTheVille

#BeatTheVille If Louisville were an ice cream flavor, it'd be Shit Ripple

Louisville, where Greg Robinson has a winning record. Boom. Discussion over. #BeatTheVille

In Louisville checking the stability of the table before nailing the waitress is considered safe sex #BeatTheVille

#BeatTheVille , because in the battle of nicknames Krags can't beat HCDM, or his ability to crush gum.

because a search for Louisville and incest turns up 227,000 pages on google. #BeatTheVille.

because a search for Louisville and Beastiality turns up 1.8 million pages on Google. #BeatTheVille.

What does Syracuse have in common with Ken Whisenhunt's boss? We both own football teams called the Cardinals. #BeatTheVille

The Knicks, Celtics and a Louisville waitress are examples of people who didn't win while under Rick Pitino #BeatTheVille

The Replacements was based on a L'ville QB. Of course he wasn't good enough to just make the NFL. #BeatTheVille

#beattheville because its not tremendous, its expected

last year our coach was crazy enough to read the little engine that could at a presser. however he was still sane enough to #beattheville