Stop calling it Midnight Madness, Syracuse fans! That even, taking place at 7pm on Friday, October 16th, it's not called Midnight Madness. What are you, an idiot?
It's called AmeriCU Credit Union Midnight Madness. Learn it! Everyone's favorite AmericCU offers "Freedom to Grow, Freedom to Dream, Freedom to Succeed." It also offers freedom to decimate helpless backboards, if the situation should arise.
It's not just a night to celebrate student loans, there's Syracuse basketball to rejoice over as well. And celebrities!
Former men’s basketball player John Wallace will be the master of ceremonies. Scrimmages and drills from the men's and women's basketball teams will take place. This year’s activities include a performance by the Skyriders Trampoline Team, presented by AmeriCU Credit Union, a dunk contest and a 3-point shoot-out, sponsored by Heritage Lincoln.
Whoa, whoa, whoa..let's back this up a second. Did you just say trampoline team?
This year’s activities include a performance by the Skyriders Trampoline Team, presented by AmeriCU Credit Union
THANK YOU AMERICU Credit Union! All of our hopes and dreams! Don't wait until October 16th, feast your senses on the Skyriders right now. We're talking about "the best trampoline show in the industry," people. (What industry?)
AmeriCU Credit Union Midnight Madness is free to everyone but you'll have to get a ticket if you want in on lower-section seating (and you do). You can pick up on those tickets at their the Carrier Dome box office, Schine or an AmeriCU branch (clever girls!).
John Wallace, Credit Unions and trampolines. DO NOT MISS THIS!