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USF: When your league is desperate to replace more desirable schools that left for the ACC. #BeatUSF
The mullet may have been invented in Maine, but it was perfected at South Florida. #BeatUSF
University of South Florida: Located in Central Florida since 1956 #BeatUSF
You can't spell "Eat my balls, South Florida" without "South Florida." #BeatUSF
If you mess with the USF Bull, you won't get the horns. You will, however, probably get an STD of some kind #BeatUSF
USF arrived in Syracuse yesterday in their usual mode of transportation: Everglades fan boats. #BeatUSF
At South Florida, you need 120 credits and a tramp stamp to graduate. #BeatUSF
USF: Because Tampa will be in South Florida once this global warming thing happens. #BeatUSF
Ummm, this: http://bit.ly/H5TKJ #BeatUSF
South Florida head coach Jim Leavitt looks like he should be teaching heating and air conditioning repair somewhere in Missouri. #BeatUSF
USF has more than 224,000 alumni. There are also approximately 224,000 sex offenders in the state of Florida. Coincidence? #BeatUSF
The Chicago Olympic bid was rejected after the IOC learned it was only 1,170 miles from USF. #BeatUSF
Tampa's main exports are Yuengling beer and inflated sense of self worth. #BeatUSF
Little known fact- The college in the new NBC show 'Community' is based completely on South Florida - students/teachers/everything. #BeatUSF
#BeatUSF, because #BeatPoncedeLeonU would have been too wordy.
Tampa sports teams would rather named themselves after the dirty mass of water off the coast than the city itself #BeatUSF
#BeatUSF because U of west central FL would be too correct a description of their geography
USF... when you can't get into the U, but still need a second rate degree. #BeatUSF
USF, for when Florida State seems too wordly. #BeatUSF
The safety safety school #BeatUSF
If your institution only awards GEDs can you still play college football? #BeatUSF
The University of South Florida: 46,000 students, 46,000 drooling bibs. #BeatUSF
South Florida has an amazing theater program. I can't tell you how many South Florida graduates I've seen on COPS. #BeatUSF
70% of strippers cite their college as USF because it is the most believable option #BeatUSF
Can you even get a degree from South Florida or does the school just confer certificates of attendance? #BeatUSF
At USF, a violation involving alcohol is manditory for graduation. #BeatUSF
USF, where Rhodes Scholars are as rare as finding that Jesus cup in The Last Crusade. #BeatUSF
USF has the number one cancer research facility, but still can’t remove the tumor that is their football program. #BeatUSF
#BeatUSF because the St. Petersburg Bowl just won't be the same without them.
At USF, you get your choice of barbed wire or tribal band tattoo upon matriculation. #BeatUSF
USF: the world's premier Leper colony #BeatUSF
B.J. Daniels is a scholar-athlete. His first name is short for "Big Jenius." #BeatUSF
Playing for USF was so embarrassing that Matt Grothe's knee committed seppuku. #BeatUSF
Bubba The Love Sponge is among Tampa's slimmer residents. #BeatUSF
only thirteen percent of USF's student body lives in a university residence hall, the rest live in their parents basements #beatusf
at USF you can major in Wal-Mart Greeting sciences #BeatUSF
USF is to tradition as Michael Moore is to physical fitness #BeatUSF
what's 100 yards long and has 3 teeth? The line to register at USF #BeatUSF
In Tampa, FL, "horticulture" means bringing a prostitute to a museum. #BeatUSF
Calling a Tampa school "South Florida" is like trying to make it seem like SU is near NYC. Oh wait, Dr. Gross actually does that... #BeatUSF
South Florida is kind of like the American financial industry: Too dumb to fail. #BeatUSF
Saying that South Florida students and alumni are fat, drunk, and stupid is a bit of a fib. They smell like pancakes, too. #BeatUSF
Do you know how to make a South Florida sandwich? You start with bread and cheese, and then shit all over it. #BeatUSF
At USF a slurpee contains the contents of a used condom. #BeatUSF
I've never been to Tampa, and unless I someday open my own meth lab, I don't plan on visiting. #BeatUSF
I'll say it again. Flamerica University. #BeatUSF
I travel to south florida quite often, its 200 miles south of USF #BeatUSF
USF: because UConn has to have better academics than someone #BeatUSF
South Florida has the third best football program in the 46th best state. #BeatUSF
65% of the people who watch America's Got Talent attend USF. #BeatUSF
October for USF is like the Greg Robinson era for SU - no wins. #BeatUSF
Freshman orientation at USF includes a cavity search and a stern lecture from the warden #beatusf
USF was built on an abandoned airstrip - the new school devalued the property #BeatUSF
USF students are constantly reminded by Tampa prostitutes "even off campus I am still referred to as Professor" #beatUSF
#BeatUSF because Grothe tore his ACL to avoid being SHAMARKO'd!
Twinkies and Mr. Pibb, the recommended diet for all children in South Florida #BeatUSF
The original screenplay for "Doubt" was about the USF football team going into the game against Syracuse. #BeatUSF
There's a 45% chance that your USF freshman roommate will be named "Machine" #BeatUSF
National unemployment plummets to 1.8% when adjusted for USF grads #beatusf
#BeatUSF, cause you don't see Syracuse calling itself South New York State University.
Most USF students find The Wicker Man remake with Nicolas Cage to be the height of cinema. "HOW'D IT GET BURNED???" #BeatUSF
I'm not saying that attending South Florida will give you herpes, but until science proves otherwise . . . . #BeatUSF
When @BH_Orange44 cues the crying child, they are the children of USF football players #beatUSF
Gallagher is a South Florida graduate. Gallagher! The guy smashes watermelons for a living! FUCKING GALLAGHER! #BeatUSF
The University of South Florida: 88%of our tuition revenue is generated by Mons Venus lapdances. #BeatUSF
USF: Where the men are women and the women are bulls. #beatusf
USF to offer seniors college prep course #beatusf
Roman Polanski was en route to USF to pick up a lifetime achievement award when he was arrested. #BeatUSF
According to their website, USF is "one of the nation's top 63 public research universities." So...you're 63rd. Just say 63rd. #BeatUSF
USF: Where the wave has and always will be supported (until a real one from the ocean destroys their homes). #BeatUSF
USF students think that reading the funny pages makes someone a part of the literati. #BeatUSF
Also, USF students don't know what "literati" means. #BeatUSF
Not much is known about the people of Tampa before settlers. The only items found were cigarette butts and Native Juggs Magazines. #BeatUSF
Top 10 reasons to go to USF shortened to 5 to accommodate students' mathematical limitations #beatusf
Other notable USF alums: an "early phone phreaker," a Real Worlder and "teacher noted for having an affair with student." #BeatUSF
South Florida is responsible for the 2000 Presidential election situation in Florida as 74% of its students voted for "Sprinkles!" #BeatUSF
The last thing parents ever want to tell their child: "We're getting divorced. It's all your fault. And you're going to USF." #BeatUSF
Floridians refer to USF as the herpes sore on Americas dong #beatUSF
When you care enough to send the very worst, send them to South Florida #BeatUSF
Son: "I'm going to USF." Dad: "I really wish you'd reconsider dropping out of school." #beatusf
South Florida-where students who do the wave belong #BeatUSF
Everyone featured on www.peopleofwalmart.com/ is a USF grad #BeatUSF
Hey USF: Just because it's in SOUTH America does NOT mean Rio is closer to you than Chicago...Stop Cheering! #BeatUSF
USF fans punch babies and kick puppies #BeatUSF
USF: Where dyslexic kids who want to go to FSU go. #BeatUSF
South Florida: putting the "USF" in anusfister since 1956. #BeatUSF
Whores. #BeatUSF