Arinze Onuaku has been replaced by a clone. Or a robot. Or an alien. Or a Cylon (is that also a robot? I'm not a mega-dork). I don't know exactly what Arinze has been replaced with, only that I know he's been replaced.
This is the Arinze Onuaku I know and care for.
Stoic. Angry. Uncomfortable. Bitter. And maybe a little gassy. And certainly not smiling.
So I am at a loss on how to explain...this.
Fun-loving. Happy-go-lucky. Excited. Smiling. Smiling? SMILING?
Arinze, I don't even know you anymore. You better be a Terminator or something, so help me God.
H/T: Meg, Syracuse.com