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Today, We All Snowball Into Something That Catches Fire

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I know the polls are supposed to be open through the night but why delay the inevitable.  It's a runaway at this point and there's no use in denying the sweet, sweet truth.

The GREATEST GREGISM OF ALL TIME IS...

"It can maybe snowball into something that can catch fire..."

August 28th, 2008 was the day Greg Robinson made verbal gold and that utterance will now live on in Cusian lore forever.  To mark the occasion, I thought about  what might be the most appropriate way to remember this historic time in our lives.  A commemorative plate?  Perhaps.  But I don't have the budget for mass production AND so I can hire Vince Offer to hawk my wares for me, so that's out.  However, there's something else that's a little bit more in my wheelhouse. 

Snowball Into Fire...The T-Shirt:

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Fight the fight in durable 100% cotton.  In fact, stop by the new and improved Absolute Magician Shoppe and see what other unnecessary, Syracuse-related novelty items might tickle your fancy.  I've gotten rid of most of the out-dated items, such as the shirts heralding the greatness of the Andrew Robinson Era. I'm building the shoppe back up from the ground level.  Suggestions welcome.

Of course, if you're looking for something a little more...intimate... For the couple looking to make some fiery snowballs in the bedroom, might I recommend...

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Admit it...now that it's written on the front of a thong, it's really does tickle the senses, doesn't it?

Truthfully, my favorite part is that there's possibly someone sitting at home right now who was adamantly against the idea of buying a novelty thong on the Internet...until they found out it was "Made in the U.S.A." and immediately ordered ten of them.

God Bless America...  And God bless Greg Robinson.