According to the Syracuse Post-Standard in Sunday's editions, the name of Bengals assistant head coach/offensive line coach Paul Alexander has surfaced in the Syracuse University head coach search.
I don't know anything about Paul, tell me more.
Alexander, 49, has been with the Bengals the last 15 years...
What's that? There's more to his resume? I don't care. Do. Not. Care. He's spent 15 years in the NFL, away from college football and he's not even a coordinator? And he's been working for the Bengals this whole time? THE FUCKING BENGALS?
No, Syracuse. NO.