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Now That I Know, I Want To Unknow

Syracuse.com has a nifty little rapid-fire Q&A with the SU Basketball Team up today. Much like SUAthletics.com's Orange Appeal feature, it gives us valuable insight into the mind of the SU Athlete. But as we learned today, there are some things we just don't want to know. Such as...

If you could be another Big East player, who would it be?

Jonny Flynn says Paul Harris, Paul Harris says Jonny Flynn. Eric Devendorf's crown as King of the Homoerotic Photograph might be in serious jeopardy this season.

Who's the worst driver on the team?

Paul Harris: "I got the most tickets. It probably is me." Paul, for the love of God, get an entourage already! There is absolutely no need for you to be behind the wheel of a car. Ever. Again.

What two teams are going to the Super Bowl and who's going to win?

Only one player even mentions the Giants (Rautins) and he predicts theu'll lose. Blasphemy!

Who's your best friend on another team?

Only Arinze gives the right answer. "I don't have a lot of friends on other teams." Fuckin'-A right you don't.

If you were running for president, who would be your vice president?

Jonny Flynn says Jay-Z. Sure, he'll carry New York but his policies on partial-term abortion (firstizzle trimizzy only, bitches) are a little suspect.

What are the best and worst movies you've seen this year?

Flynn and Harris give the EXACT same answer. Get a room, you two. Andy Rautins shares "The worst is "Open Water." Awful movie. And the best is "Boondock Saints." Great answers, Andy...if this was 2003.

But it's Kristof! who takes the whole thing to an entirely new disturbing level.

If you could be another Big East player, who would it be?

It can't be Donte Greene? (Ew. no.)

What's your favorite place in Syracuse?

Skaneateles Lake (Ladies, if you are jogging around Skaneateles Lake at night and you see a gangly fellow lurking in the bushes, RUN!!!!!!)

What two teams are going to the Super Bowl and who's going to win?

I'm a Favre fan, so I'll say the Jets. (Ew. Ew. Ew. Ew. And Ew.)

If you were running for president, who would be your vice president?

Sarah Palin (I am officially speechless)

What are the best and worst movies you've seen this year?

The worst was "Made of Honor." I had to watch it with my girlfriend. I liked the new Batman movie. (Okay, good save. I can only assume he went as a Joker for Halloween and photos will be showing up momentarily...)

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