A secret society of the eight wealthiest mascots in the Northeast convenes at an estate in Providence, RI, otherwise known as Mike Tranghese’s basement (at least for the next couple months). Chips and mango-peach salsa are served.
They control the Northeastern bank money supplies, Fort Dix, ESPN and the Weslyan College student newspaper.
They are known as The Octonion.
(Everyone is present for a special meeting. Everyone, except the Cincinnati Bearcat)
Hey Otto, thanks for making time to meet with us today.
Right. Anyway, we kinda wanted to ask a favor of you.
(Otto runs through the wall, leaving a giant orange-shaped hole behind.)
You can find records of the previous Octonion meetings below: