#1, in reference to Charlie Weis:
"He doesn't look like a coach, he looks like someone's Dad."
And he may just be someone's Dad and not a coach very soon.
#2, after Notre Dame scored at the end of the first half to make the score 13-10:
"Where were the Syracuse players? Getting a manicure?"
If you're going to play ugly, you might as well look pretty.
#3, after Notre Dame went from 14-10 to 23-10 in a matter of minutes.
"They do that a lot, don't they? They burn out real quick."
Let the record show that a person who has watched 3% of Syracuse football's games this season and has absolutely no idea or interest in what is going on is aware that SU's conditioning is horrible.
#4, referring to Lou Holtz.
I bet he's not very nice to his wife."
I asked for clarification on this and all I got was a "I just have a feeling." Fair enough.
#5, after Syracuse won 24-23:
"Now that they've won, what are you gonna talk about?"