Team: West Virginia
Record: 3-2
Last Week: W 24-17 over Rutgers
This Week: Us
How Fucked Are We?: Oh boy are we fucked. The Mountaineers are getting their feet under them now, Pat White is playing and West Virginia runs the "Cadillac" of spread offenses according to our own coach. Fuck.
Team: #19 South Florida
Record: 4-1
Last Week: L 21-26 to Pittsburgh
This Week: Bye
How Fucked Are We?: Probably very. The Bulls are pissed and they're looking to take it out on someone. Plus, they're already planning on murdering our mascot. They're not fucking around in Tampa.
Team: Louisville
Record: (2-2)
Last Week: Bye
This Week: at Memphis
How Fucked Are We?: Reasonably fucked but possibly not. The Cardinals are shaping up to be a solid middle-of-the-pack Big East team. They're probably going to lose to teams they're supposed to but they're going to bear teams they're supposed to as well.
Team: Rutgers
Record: (1-4)
Last Week: L 17-24 West Virginia
This Week: @ Cincy
How Fucked Are We?: About as non-fucked as possible. Rutgers is doing their best to regain their stranglehold over the bottom of the conference. The least we can do is help them out by beating them.
Team: UConn
Record: (5-1)
Last Week: L 12-38 UConn
This Week: Bye
How Fucked Are We?: Probably fucked. Edsall's deal with the devil was overruled by Butch Davis' deal with the devil over at UNC last week. The Huskies were exposed as pretenders. Still doesn't mean we'll beat them.
Team: Notre Dame
Record: (4-1)
Last Week: W 28-21 Stanford
This Week: at #22 North Carolina
How Fucked Are We?: Yeah...likely fucked. Helluva year to schedule UNC, guy. Sucks for you. The Irish aren't as good as their record but they're still good enough to beat us at home when the time calls for it.
Team: Cincinnati
Record: (4-1)
Last Week: W 33-10 Marshall
This Week: Rutgers
How Fucked Are We?: While the media fawn over WVU, Pitt and USF, Cincy is quietly making its case as to why they belong in that discussion as well. They should keep it going this weekend and then by the time they to us we'll be easy pickings.