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The Golden Boot Kicks Evil's Ass!

According to SUAthletics.com, Patrick Shadle was named to the BIG EAST honor roll this week after his performance in the Penn State game.

They also note that Shadle apparently came in contact with some radioactive goo before the game, has since learned of new and exciting abilities that include making himself impenetrable when attempting field goals and while by day he will remain Patrick Shadle, mild-mannered Syracuse kicker, by night he will fight crime on the streets of Syracuse as The Golden Boot

Just look at the way The Golden Boot vanquishes the Akron player who tried to attack him. WHAM!!! Take that, Zip!

Criminals and neer-do-wells beware, The Golden Boot is kicking up a storm over you!