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Behold A Pale Horse, And His Name That Sat On Him Was Boonah

Four quality running backs...four did we all make it this far without connecting the two? The question now is...which one is which?

First Horseman - Conquest
I watched as the Lamb opened the first of the seven seals. Then I heard one of the four living creatures say in a voice like thunder, "Come!" {2} I looked, and there before me was a white horse! Its rider held a bow, and he was given a crown, and he rode out as a conqueror bent on conquest.

That sounds like Delone Carter to me. Anointed upon his arrival as SU as "the next great Syracuse running back," Delone has been hampered in his quest to fulfill that promise. With his injuries behind him, he is ready to rightfully wear his crown, ride out onto the fifty-yard line atop Otto's back and lay claim to the kingdom that is rightfully his.

One thing that doesn't jive for me..."
a conqueror bent on conquest?" What else would a conqueror be bent on doing?

Second Horseman - War

When the Lamb opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!" Then another horse came out, a fiery red one. Its rider was given power to take peace from the earth and to make men slay each other. To him was given a large sword.

It is said that "the red color of his horse represents blood spilled on the battlefield." Curtis "Boonah" Brinkley has certainly spilled enough. Now unencumbered by injury, he is born anew, wearing his own blood as a deathmask as he takes his given powers to take peace from the Earth and makes men slay each other...and miss tackles...on his way to glory.

Also, I'm assuming he owns a sword.

Third Horseman - Famine
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. {6} Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"

Have you seen this photo of Doug Hogue? This manchild doesn't think twice about laying waste to an entire corn field, so as long as he gets his five yard per carry. And in his wake, lightening tears the fields asunder so that they may never bear fruit again. .

Fourth Horseman - Death
When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth."

Just when you think you couldn't possibly have suffered enough at the hands of Conquest, War and Famine, here comes Averin Collier. A true freshman, he marches onto the field (or would if his leg wasn't in a cast) and causes defensive lineman to turn to stone just by making eye contact. It is said that he once made an entire eleven-man defensive unit disappear into thin air. Their whereabouts were unknown for over seven months until they were discovered floating on a raft in the Pacific Ocean near Fiji. He has powers...ungodly powers...and we have yet to see what those powers can do once unleashed. God have mercy on those who stand in his way once they are.

(Extremely Huge HT: Jon Sheley House)