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Syracuse Now The Official University Of The NRA

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The Fulmer Cup keeps track of the misdeeds perpetrated by current college football players. Thankfully, Syracuse never shows up on the leaderboard and apart from the usual late night weight-room break-in hijinks, we don't really show up at all.

Now if there were a Fulmer Cup equivilint for alumni, we might very well win the whole damn thing. Let's run down the list, shall we?
Carmelo drives drunk. Marvin (alledgely) shoots a dude. And now you can add former SU corner Will Allen to the list, at least alledgely.

He "reportedly pulled a gun on another man in a dispute over money." The (allegded) dispute happened
in the parking lot of a Bed, Bath & Beyond. Hey, we've all been there. When someone tells Will Allen the crock pot is 30% off, the crock pot better damn well be 30% off.

Donovan, for all of our sakes, please stay indoors and far away from any firearms and/or sharp objects for the rest of the summer. Thank you.