I think I've stumbled onto the reason why Syracuse will defeat Northwestern later today in their Women's Lacrosse Final Four match-up. I can't believe I didn't see it before, but using what I know of the Transitive Properities of Facial Hair Theory, last time we played the Wildcats, we were coached by Good Gary Gait:

I'm not sure when the switch happened or if he's a doppelganger or what, but when we take on Northwestern today, we will be coached by Evil Gary Gait:

Expect the game to resemble something akin to this:
I'm not sure when the switch happened or if he's a doppelganger or what, but when we take on Northwestern today, we will be coached by Evil Gary Gait:
Expect the game to resemble something akin to this: