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Appeal-ing Information 4/2

Every time SUAthletics.com updates it's Orange Appeal section, we take a closer look to determine what this random sampling really says about the SU athlete, and to a larger extent, society.

Favorite Children's Book? While Three Little Pigs probably does exist in many instances as a stand-alone book, I'n disqualifying it as the general understanding is that it is a "fairy tale" by nature and thus, one of many stories that would be accumulated into a collection thereby published in a children's book. Sorry Simone, no points.

Favorite Musical Artist? Did you know Rooney was formerly known as "Ed Rooney," which made them 46% awesomer? Rise Against has a song called "The Good Left Undone,' apropos for a Swimming & Diving student-athlete. Kanye West likes to have sex with white women, so that's a bonus. And Kenny Chesney needs to admit he's bald and take off that damn hat already.

Best Gift Ever Received? Car? Sweet. Jetski? Awesome. You know what's even better than a Jetski though? A properly-spelled Jet Ski. Playstation 2? That's cool, but start dropping hints about an XBox already. Fleece blanket? Best gift EVER received? Perhaps someone should recognize that the best gift they've ever received is actually the moral of Three Little Pigs. Brick beats fleece every time.