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Facebook Is A Cruel Mistress

I hopped on Facebook last night to check and see if which "friend" of mine had sent me a "You've Been Bitten By A Zombie" application request this time when I was stopped in my tracks by some very disheartening news...

How could I plan a trip that would save me big at a time like this???

Honestly, Cam, it's for the best. Spring practice is coming up, the starting quarterback position is wide open (apparently) and you need to focus on what's in front of you. You can't be caught up in spring socials, trips to the mall and what kind of gift to get for a 2-month anniversary.

If you can't trust me, the random person who Friended you because of a loose affiliation to your school and whom you blindly accepted into your Facebook friendship yet you will never speak to in your life, who can you trust?

But this wasn't end to my shock and horror. As I scrolled down my newsfeed I made this startling discovery as well...

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap! Someone, anyone, please keep Kristof! away from the Pancakes & Sausage on a Stick! Once he discovers them, it's over.