Every time SUAthletics.com updates it's Orange Appeal section, we take a closer look to determine what this random sampling really says about the SU athlete, and to a larger extent, society.Kudos to SUAthletics for upping the ante. There's a new one of these each week. Bless you.
1. If you see Mike MacDonald, Simone Kalhorn, Matt Martina or Rachel Tilford on campus, stop them and ask them to tell you a joke. If they can't, find John Galloway, Ashley Spicer, Corey Robinson or Jordan Rosen, whoever is the corresponding offender, and punch them in the arm.
2. Note to self...see what Ashley Spicer is doing Friday night.
Also...don't ask out Jordan Rosen.
Final note...if really drunk and meet Corey Robinson, do not start rationalizing.
3. What's everyone got against chocolate, huh? Good, old-fashioned, American-flag waving, terrorist-hating chocolate? Everyone's got this cutesy crap with mint and cookies and whatever...I blame Ben and/or Jerry.