For all those Doug Gottlieb-haters out there (and since this is a Syracuse blog, there may be just a few of you), here's a fantastic ESPN.com chat transcript involving Doug Gottlieb, stolen credit cards and your mom: Jables (NY): Has anyone ever told you that you look like Eddie from "The Munsters"?
Doug Gottlieb: (4:03 PM ET ) Yes, as a kid, and yet I am still on TV...
Mike Indiana: How did your mediocre basketball career prepare you for a mediocre broadcasting career?
Doug Gottlieb: (4:04 PM ET ) So your mediocre life can prepare you for a mediocre afterlife...and by the way, which one of us works for ESPN... hey and next time...when I you say 30 minutes or less....get here on time with my pizza.
John (Notre Dame): Doug, I lost my credit card, where were you last night?
Doug Gottlieb: (4:27 PM ET ) Ask your mom.
Johns Mom (Notre Dame): GOTTLIEB I KNOW YOU STOLE MY SON'S CREDIT CARD! SportsNation
Doug Gottlieb: (4:34 PM ET ) Ten years ago I made a mistake...and payed for it...18 years ago YOU WERE your parents mistake and they are still paying for it.
Hooray for Deadspin for bringing this to the masses.
(Ed. Note - Rumor is this may all be made up. Let's hope not.)