Greg: Good game, B.
Brian: Yeah, sure.
Greg: I mean that. You're a great kid.
Brian: Great.
Greg: Chin up, buckaroo, could be worse right?
Brian: How's that?
Greg: You could be swimming in taxes and fees from that signing bonus you would have just cashed had you gone pro. Who needs the hassle?
Brian: Uh-huh.
Greg: And you'd be on one of those crappy teams anyway, you know, like Houston or Green Bay.
Brian: Please stop talking to me.
Greg: Who wants to be a Heisman trophy winner anyway? Too much baggage.
Brian: I hate you and wish you ill.
Greg: Anyway, gotta go. Pres conferences, interviews, contract extensions...you know how it goes.