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USC Has Snoop Dogg, SU Has MiniKiss

Wife: Honey, you going to the Syracuse game Friday?
Husband: Eh...I dunno. Decent ticket prices and the team's supposed to be improved but...
Wife: But what?
Husband: I mean, I can just watch the game on TV, you know?
Wife: I thought you liked going to football games? Didn't I overhear you saying to your friends that "any reason to get out of the house and away from that bloodsucker is a good thing?"
Husband: heard that??? I...uh...well, I do, but, I think I'll just save my money for Louisville. Besides, I think there's a Van Halen tribute band playing at Turning Stone on Saturday that I want to go see.
Wife: What if I told you there was a Van Halen tribute band playing before the Syracuse game?
Husband: Now that's just crazy talk. Only thing better than that would be if there was a KISS tribute band there too.
Wife: Mmm-hmm...
Husband: What are you smiling abo...wait a minute...don't tell me...
Wife: Uh-uh.
Husband: Get my face paint and leather chaps ready honey, I'm gonna go watch some FOOTBALL!!!

(Thanks SUAthletics, you are the gift that keeps on giving. By the way, I don't know if it is in fact MiniKiss, but I can dream...)