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You're Positive That's Not Khalid El-Amin's Screenname?

Today is my birthday. And I can think of no greater present than the one that I received via email today from's Ragman2000. Seriously, this is way better than that $15 Amazon Gift Card from my grandmother (Sorry, nana).

We're all familiar with the To Catch A Predator series. In it, Chris Hansen, the police and a group called Perverted Justice lure unsuspecting pedophiles to a home where they confront them and arrest them. It's a chance for America to take back the Internets from the predators and monsters among us that lurk in the shadows. You know, the scum of the Earth.

So it was only a matter of time before we
caught us a Husky.

In his online chat 42-year old Rick Burnham pretends to be a 21-year-old college student going by the screen name "uconnbluenwhite". Then he introduces "Jane" to his older friend "stevetakespix" who supposed to be a real cool guy who just happens to be interested in taking the virginity of a 14-year-old.

You can watch the video in all its glory by going here and scrolling down to Dateline Videos. It's Video #1.

Rick went to a lot of effort for his crime. He drives three hours from Connecticut to New Jersey to meet his new friend. Sadly for Rick, in the end he ends up assuming the position so many UConn athletes and alumni before him have made.

Ed. - This is the gift that keeps on giving.
mdb80 from points us in the direction of Burnham's photography page where he seems to have a strong interest in the UConn athletic programs. Insert joke about his appreciation for young, nubile bodies in motion here.