How is it, on a day when it comes out that a couple of Ohio State fans have named their child Tressel Hayes, that I can't find the Nicolas Cage SNL "Assweepay Johnson" sketch anywhere? YouTube? MySpace? Nothing. How is this possible? How am I supposed to illustrate my point without illegally-posted, copyrighted comedy sketches from the 1990's? Hey NBC, if you're gonna be such pricks about not letting other sites post your videos, the least you can do is actually post them yourself!