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If before telling you that I watch American Idol I told you that the only reason is because my wife loves the show, would you think of me less harshly? I mean, I try to save the crossword for the hours between 8pm and 9pm on Tuesdays and bury my head when possible, but unfortunately the tractor beam pulls me in eventually.

Knowing that I better explain why I'm posting about American Idol real quick, it all stems from the news that some girl from Season 2 has a sex tape out. I don't know much about the show before last season when, my penance began, other than who won so I don't know who this girl is or what she did on the show.

Having the investigative mind that I have, I decided to, um, investigate.
I uncovered this interview that told me everything I needed to know about young Olivia Mojica. Some choice bon mots include:

What other talents do you have?

Piano, golf, acting, modeling, fashion design, shopping.

(I've seen the trailer...I think you forgot a couple)

What are your goals in life?

To have a successful career and be happy and make a difference in the world.

(So much for that...)

What is in your CD player right now?

Tori Amos "Under the Pink."

(Not touching that)

Most embarrassing moment?

When I stick my foot in my mouth.

(Didn't see that scene on the trailer but it must be a helluva move cause there's a few other moments I might point you towards first...)

What has been your proudest moment in life so far?

Being here and getting this far in the competition.

(Follow-up question not necessary)

What would people be surprised to learn about you?

That I'm adopted.

(Believe me sweetie, that's the only thing giving your parents comfort right now)