
A) A rapist with a penchant for wearing women's clothing
B) The Unabomber, in happier times when he wasn't yet beaten down by a life of murdering people with bombs via the Postal Service.
C) The Providence Friar
The answer, of course, is...A.
Now that we've gotten that out of the way, we 're free to discuss this weekend's solid victory for the Cuse over Providence 71-67. I don't know if

The gutty win for the Orange puts them at 20-8 and apparently, back into the good graces of Bracketologists everywhere. Joe Lunardi gave Cuse the back-handed compliment of a 12-seed in his latest bracket. Of course, tonight's game is going to go a long way in determining if Mr. Lunardi was right to put us back in his good graces.
Elsewhere, someone forgot to tell Georgetown its 2007, not 1987. They officially own the Big East again, much to the chagrin of Pitt fans. Notre Dame put the screws to Marquette, who are fading fast. Seems like only yesterday they were a sexy Big East tourney pick. St. Johns, thanks for showing up against Duke, we'd appreciate it if you'd keep the JV team on the bench next time.