The Chipotle Curse
The Chipotle Curse III: This Time, It's Bottled...
Like a horror movie villain from the 1980's, every time you think The Chipotle Curse is dead, it rises from its barbacoa-smelling grave to haunt us just one more time.
Whatever You Do, Do Not Show This To Scoop
So there's some new show called America's Next Great Restaurant. If you watch the preview video for it here, you unlock a coupon at a dining establishment. So far, so good. But did I mention the...
The Chiptole Curse Is A Fickle, Fickle Burrito
via www.9wsyr.com These are tough times for Chipotle. I don't mean this whole illegal immigrant worker crackdown business. Whatevs on that. I mean the truth is beginning to seep forth from the...
Chipotle Stalks Orange Nation Like A Wolf Stalk...
The greatest shame of the whole Taco Bell "meat" scandal is that it makes Chipotle look that much better. And I assure you, Chipotle is not on the side of good. It is on the side of evil. It's...
The Source Of Syracuse Lacrosse's Struggles? The Chipotle Curse, Of Course
Saturday's 10-9 victory over the Princeton Tigers was a welcome return to winning for the Syracuse Orange, mired in their "worst" season since 2007. 5-4 might be respectable at Hobart, but not here, Sonny Jim. This is Syracuse. In nine games, we expect to be 12-0.
The Chipotle Curse III: This Time, It's Bottled...
Like a horror movie villain from the 1980's, every time you think The Chipotle Curse is dead, it rises from its barbacoa-smelling grave to haunt us just one more time.
Whatever You Do, Do Not Show This To Scoop
So there's some new show called America's Next Great Restaurant. If you watch the preview video for it here, you unlock a coupon at a dining establishment. So far, so good. But did I mention the...
The Chiptole Curse Is A Fickle, Fickle Burrito
via www.9wsyr.com These are tough times for Chipotle. I don't mean this whole illegal immigrant worker crackdown business. Whatevs on that. I mean the truth is beginning to seep forth from the...
Chipotle Stalks Orange Nation Like A Wolf Stalking A Lamb
The greatest shame of the whole Taco Bell "meat" scandal is that it makes Chipotle look that much better. And I assure you, Chipotle is not on the side of good. It is on the side of evil. It's...
The Chipotle Curse: Reborn January 25th, 2011
For background on the Chipotle Curse, please click here, start with the oldest story and work your way forward. October 26th, 2010 - After reaching critical mass, the Chipotle Curse is declared...
Chipotle Openly Daring Syracuse At This Point
As had been rumored for some time now, it looks like Chipotle is coming to Marshall Street. Chipotle's proposal to replace the Marshall Street King David's has won approval from the Syracuse...
Well, I Guess This Is It, You Guys
Chipotle opens in Syracuse today. SU will never win a game again.
The Sum Of All Fears Is Folded Neatly Inside A Burrito
I hope everyone enjoyed the Syracuse football season so far. I hope you enjoyed the 4-1 start and the hopes of going to a bowl. Because it's all ending soon. I tried. I really did. I gave you t...
Scoop Gets Scooped From USA Select Team
(Editor's Note: CHIPOTLE STRIKES AGAIN!!!) Well that's a bummer. Scoop Jardine, who was insanely excited for the opportunity to play in the USA Select Team this summer, did not make the final cut....
How Chipotle Will Determine Who Will Win The NCAA Lacrosse Tournament
We live in a world of paradox. On one hand, Chipotle is company that prides itself on humanely-treating the animals that will eventually grace the insides of their burritos, and in turn, your...
Chipotle Will Stop At Nothing To Destroy Syracuse Athletics From Within
I'm not saying that Chipotle puts an addictive chemical in its burritos that make Syracuse athletes crave it fortnightly. But I'm pretty sure Chipotle puts an addictive chemical in its burritos...
Do Your Part...Prevent Further Chipotle-Related Disasters
Syracuse has won 30 games when Chiptole was not consumed in mass quantities the days before a game. Syracuse is winless every time they have gorged on naturally-raised pork and barbacoa which has...
Before Syracuse-Vermont, An Offering To The Gods
Syracuse fans have been on edge all week. As we move into final preparations for the game against Vermont, I thought it best to take matters into my own hands and ensure victory, not only tonight...
Chipotle'd: Georgetown 91, Syracuse 84
Georgetown shot 69% in the second today. You want to find "the secret to beating Syracuse?" Shoot 69% in the 2nd half. That'll do it. With today's 91-84 loss to Georgetown in the Big East...
If Syracuse Loses Tomorrow, Blame Chipotle
First, some information. Chipotle's Barbacoa Burrito (with shredded beef, pinto beans, rice, cheese, guacamole, sour cream, and salsa) hits nearly 1,300 calories and three-quarters of a ...
