The Penn State Riot is an Embarrassment to College Students Everywhere

by Dan Lyons on Nov 10, 2011 8:02 AM EST

Syracuse University isn't a "rioting" campus. A couple dozen students flooded the quad to celebrate the election of Barack Obama back in the fall of 2008, but aside from that, we don't have a student body that rises up and treats every national story as a reason to get blackout drunk and walk...