I will preface this post by saying that I realize that 2013 would have been the appropriate time to make this post but sometimes you take what you can get.
In January 2013 Syracuse was blessed with another opportunity to make light of some unique Nameology with the hiring of Offensive Coordinator George McDonald. Now with the news that McDonald wants to remake the offense in an effort to simplify and speed it up I think it is high time to take advantage of this gift. With that in mind I had a few ideas for plays, packages and other Puns that we, as a fanbase, can use to make light of that on which all our hopes lie. Please use enjoy or make fun of my work as you will;
The first thing I thought of once the dots started falling into place was the OC (Ronald) McDonald is trying to speed up play in order to run more plays (serve more customers) so he installed what will be known as the Drive Thru Offense. Instead of having a large book of complicated plays he has allowed his players to
Have it their way and use a slimmed down playbook that he likes to call The Dollar Menu. The Dollar Menu will feature packages of plays(Happy Meals) that have several different options and allow him to play with his new Toys. One of these options was formerly known as the Tank Package but shall heretofore be dubbed The Big Mac and will feature a Super Sized Running Back by the name of Adonis Ameen-Moore. If this idea works I imagine we will be seeing another iteration of Floyd Little's iconic dance The Shamrock Shake.
Somebody tell Denny's that they are off the hook. First Time Long Time