Let's All Pretend Syracuse University Being Named The No. 5 Party School Is A Thing

Nate Shron

SU has been named the No. 5 party school. Whatever that means.

A lot of people get pissy with blogs and content aggregators when they churn out silly lists based on nonsense and unscientific research as a way to shadily boost readership. The annual Princeton Review "Best Of" lists are always a fun reminder that that kind of nonsense has been going on long before we ever got here.

There are tons of lists in these lists but the only list most anyone really cares about is the Best Party School list, which comes from surveys done at colleges that basically just ask students if this school is a party school and if enough of them say yes, then, POOF!, it's a party school!

And so, Syracuse University is now the No. 5 Party School in the nation. This is the part where we either get really excited, really bothered or have some other strong emotion. Congrats, everyone, we did it! Until next year when we mysteriously disappear from the list. And then a year later when we reappear! And so on! And so forth!

#OldManBlogPosts

X
Log In Sign Up

forgot?
Log In Sign Up

Forgot password?

We'll email you a reset link.

If you signed up using a 3rd party account like Facebook or Twitter, please login with it instead.

Forgot password?

Try another email?

Almost done,

By becoming a registered user, you are also agreeing to our Terms and confirming that you have read our Privacy Policy.

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Join Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician

You must be a member of Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician to participate.

We have our own Community Guidelines at Troy Nunes Is An Absolute Magician. You should read them.

Spinner.vc97ec6e

Authenticating

Great!

Choose an available username to complete sign up.

In order to provide our users with a better overall experience, we ask for more information from Facebook when using it to login so that we can learn more about our audience and provide you with the best possible experience. We do not store specific user data and the sharing of it is not required to login with Facebook.

tracking_pixel_9347_tracker