I come to you in a great plight TNIAAM Community. I find myself working with not only a man who has somehow graduated from UConn, but one that is as big of a UConn basketball fan as I am Syracuse basketball fan. This. Means. War.
The above is the office of one of my coworkers. He is a UConn fan/grad. I am a Syracuse fan/future grad. We trade the verbal insults every so often, mostly revolving around six overtimes, suspensions and Eric Devendorf.
Per Sean's brilliant suggestion, I have already signed him up for Syracuse t-shirt alerts. His poor spam filter should explode after the first ACC football win. I have already changed his desktop background to the Holy One Named Jim Boeheim picking his holy nose.
I now turn to you all in hopes of finding a final dagger that rivals anything Gerry McNamara even dreams of at night. I need something so Orange that when anyone steps out of that room there is an Orange glow around them.
I don't have any prize to offer the winner as of yet, but if the winner treks up to the Dome for a game this season, drinks on me afterward. Because that's all a minor league baseball employee who lives with ma and pa really has.