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Here's how we bring down Casual Hoya once and for all...

Step 1: We plant a mole on the Casual Hoya website! And not just any mole, but someone who claims how profoundly loyal to Georgetown basketball they are. Now in order to sell themselves as a real-deal fan, they'd have to have a good deal of knowledge about DC restaurants and bars and maybe even claim they grew up in the city and I don't know, attended a Catholic high school and work at some sort of drinking establishment in the greater DC area. Details are key here. The mole must be able to convince others that he's actually an authentic Hoya fan. So it suffices to say that this mole is going to have to be able to act like a real douche-bag!

Step 2: Once the mole has established him or herself as a true Georgetown fan, they must post constantly! Their posts should consist of ripping the blogs' authors (or any other media members) as hacks and shills if they report or write anything that appears to be even slightly negative about Georgetown or god-forbid John Thompson III (or double god-forbid his father!). They must accuse other posters of being disloyal idiots when they offer opposing viewpoints. They must resort to ad hominem arguments if anyone disagrees with them using logic. They must revere the Thompsons father and son as God and Jesus Christ. They must talk about honoring contracts in a way that offends anyone with even a basic understanding of how reality works. They must write their posts in such a way that most commentators assume a small, dumb, naive child is writing posts when they get home from middle school. They must have only a very basic understanding of the English language. And of course, they must do this each and every day forever and ever and ever!

Step 3: Having accomplished Steps 1 & 2, and thus frustrating and infuriating the Georgetown fan base by destroying any and all attempts at intelligent discourse, they can sit back and take pride in a job well done!

Author's addendum: I think this plan is nearly perfect, but the one fatal flaw would seem to be if everyone else on Casual Hoya just ignored our Mole and went on with their lives exactly how they were before he or she decided to post anything.

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