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Uh-oh. [insert meme here]...

I have no idea how I ended up on Bleacher Report (okay, I admit, it's my favorite site on all of the webnets) and I came across an article with an interesting title. So I thought "what the hell" and clicked it. I started flipping through the pages (BTW, paginated "Top [number]" lists are friggin' stupid. Put it all on one page, ya assholes. I don't care about your desperate attempts to increase your page views...) and lo-and-behold, ran straight into the following:

(sauce)

I mean, it is Bleacher Report after all, so it's really no more "expert" than this really weak FanPost I've got going on here (seriously guys, I am not proud right now). But I couldn't resist the placement on this list of Justin Cobb Salad and Caigua Jabuticaba Fair, and the associated memes that have sprouted up in the past several weeks. So without further ado...

#HONORYOURCONTRACT!!

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