Echoing the sentiments of some of your latter comments, someone got wind of these and put the kibosh on it. You're welcome, 'Cuse HQ. Agent 99 out.
And they look like this:
Wait, haven't they scoffed at our making commemorative t-shirts before? You know what they say about imitation...
It is unclear whether the paltry 300 students and alums planning to roll into town will all be wearing the design shown above, but it is my duty to keep Orange Nation apprised nevertheless. Oh, and they're descending upon us via 6-bus caravan, as if this will intimidate. That's cute.
May the 4s be with you.