Oh? He's not dead? Well, I just figured...

Anyways... this dude must be, somehow, related to Devo. If you haven't had the pleasure of sampling some SEC games this season, then you probably haven't seen this guy's act. Let me introduce you to Marshall Henderson.

Remember when ED was labeled (by several "sports news" outfits) as one of the "most hated players in college basketball"? Well, young master Henderson is on pace to make Eric Devendorf look fit for sainthood. There are so many similarities between the two: clutch shots, epic woofing/chest thumping, bad attitudes, a single digit difference in uniform numbers, unfortunate facial hair choices... about the only thing missing is a collection of hideous tattoos.

And as is/was the case with Devo, your women ARE NOT SAFE, America!

So take heed people. The Marshall Henderson-ing is upon us. If you're bumping around the channels one night with no real destination in mind, and run into an Ole Miss game, you might want to tune in. The guy's been making quite a few headlines of late (he enjoys riding the white pony... allegedly) and you might be able to see the next news story, as it happens.

I mean, seriously, doesn't this scene look just a tad bit familiar? Dude is some type of parallel-universe-Bizarro-Devo.