A secret society of the fourteen wealthiest mascots on the East Coast convenes at an estate in Greensboro, NC, otherwise known as John Swofford's basement. Chips and mango-peach salsa are served. They control the Eastern American bank money supplies, Fort Sumter, ESPN2 and the North Carolina A&T student newspaper.
They are known as The Quindenion.
Major H/T to The Invisible Swordsman for pushing for The Octonion Quindenion's return and for the heavy lifting in crafting the comeback. Tell him he's awesome.