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The only way I'll go to a Syracuse football game

Note: Every year I say I'm done with this argument but ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPw-3e_pzqU

Diary of a Syracuse fan thinking about going to an SU football game:

I'll only go if ...

  • I can drive right up to the gate and valet my car directly outside where my seats are
  • I pay that valet $0 to do that
  • I pay $10 or less for a ticket for anywhere I want to sit, even though average ticket prices are easily 5-10 times more that across the country
  • I pay $3 or less for a beer, even though the thought of a beer that cheap ANYWHERE is quite frankly, clinically insane
  • The game starts between 2:04 and 2:09 and not a second earlier or later
  • Syracuse is undefeated after having played only ranked teams to this point
  • Syracuse has to average 60+ points per game coming in
  • The game is against a top-notch program with brand recognition
  • The opponent isn't so good that we might lose
  • But the opponent has to be slightly favored so we can pull off an upset
  • But we can't possibly lose
  • The crowd has to be anticipated at 49,000 or higher
  • But there can't be any traffic. If I have to wait 3 minutes to get to the Dome, I'm turning the f*** around
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