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TUTORIAL SESSION III: #BEATSBU

Opponent: Stony Brook

Date: September 15, 2012

Location: Syracuse, New York (Carrier Dome)

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• "Yeah, my son's in college. He's at Stony Brook Bowhunting and Detention University. It's prestigious. He's majoring in 'Nugent Studies.'"
• "On the North Shore of Long Island, Stony Brook offers an experience like no other: Exposure to jeans-as-formal-wear locals."
• Ever want to go to a place near New York City but avoid the hassle of, you know, having a great time all the time? I give you Stony Brook.
• Stony Brook seems like a perfect little place to quietly plot against the government.
• How does that Stony Brook alumni cheer go? Oh, yeah: "GIVE ME MY UNEMPLOYMENT CHECK!" Then there's clapping or something.
• The worst part about attending Stony Brook? Cutting the bail bond to leave the dorms.

[Aside: I have no idea where I'm going with this. I've been to Stony Brook only a handful of times in my life, and the number of references I've made to criminal behavior associated with the area seems disproportionate to reality. The place is, however, a haven for folks that have their eyes a little too close together. Whatever.]

• Long Island, in form and function, is New York State's rat tail.
• Long Island's official bird is the 1984 Pontiac Firebird. YEAH, BUDDY!
• New Stony Brook slogan -- "Stony Brook: We exist! (Maybe.)"