Don't Just Do Chin-Ups, Do Officially-Licensed Syracuse Orange Chin-Ups

If you're like me, then you probably start every workout only to stop it shortly thereafter because no matter how hard you worked and no matter how many reps you did, you just didn't feel like you were getting an officially-licensed Syracuse Orange workout. And if you're not going to imbue your muscles with officially-licensed Syracuse Orangeness, what's the point?

I don't blame overweight Syracuse fans. I understand. It's not their fault. It's the fault of workout equipment makers who make bland, gray machines.

Orangeladies and Orangegentlemen, we are on the precipice of a new day. A day where you can run on a treadmill in the comfort of your own home secure in the knowledge that you are running in the most officially-licensed Syracuse Orange way possible. Finally, you can build strength, build muscle and convert your blood into orangeblood all at the same time.

I give you, the Cirrus Fitness Syracuse Line of fitness equipment:

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Doug Marrone sleeps on his Syracuse Cybex Treadmill by Cirrus every night and DOCTOR Daryl Gross trains for every football season by running with a phone in each hand for an hour five times a day.

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Jim Boeheim watches NCIS while pedaling on his Syracuse Cybex Recumbent Bike by Cirrus every Tuesday night.

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The wires and chords on the Syracuse Cybex Bravo Functional Trainer by Cirrus are made from organically-cloned Jim Brown muscle and sinew.

H/T: John W.

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