Despite living not too far from the Meadowlands, the USC game will be my first adventure to the new stadium since I've been in Syracuse every fall since it was been built. So screw it, I'm still calling it Giants Stadium. Last time I went to a game at Giants Stadium they were building the new stadium in the existing parking lot making everything a complete shit show getting bused around and all that. What's the deal with the parking lots now? I'm also going to assume parking is working a little differently for this game than it does for Giants and Jets games. So who has to park where, and what time does it open?

And despite working in the realm of New Jersey government I have no clue what the NJSEA's rules are these days for things like tailgaiting. I would like to drink copious amounts all morning and afternoon so I'll be convinced we kick Matt Barkley's ass and stun the world regardless of what's actuallly happening on the field. What do they and don't they allow for tailgating in the year of our Lord 2012?

Now either give me the low down on this stuff or make a joke at Greg Robinson's expense.