Don't believe what you see on Fox News. Our troops aren't in Afghanistan because of some war or to combat terror or any of that. That's all Illuminati nonsense.

The Army efforts in Afghanistan are 100% about spreading the reach of the Syracuse City-State, a.k.a. The Otto-Man Empire. And you can thank First Lt. Jason Uhlig and Spc. Brian Kennedy of the Army National Guard’s 2nd Battalion, 108th Infantry Regiment, 27th Infantry Brigade for leading the charge (via Nolan Weidner)...

First Lt. Jason Uhlig and Spc. Brian Kennedy of the Army National Guard’s 2nd Battalion, 108th Infantry Regiment, 27th Infantry Brigade, designed some lasting tributes to the Orange, and mascot Otto, that are adorn walls somewhere in Afghanistan.

...Uhlig went on to say the artwork helps with morale and spirit "as it brings some familiar images and likeness to an unfamiliar place."

In addition to the "Block S" with Otto breaking through, the pair has done pieces representing their favorite local haunts - the Dinosaur barbeque and Coleman's Irish Pub.

You gotta head over there to check out the artwork, it's pretty awesome and, wait a minute...that's Mike Borkowski's music! "These guys e-mailed me to ask if they could use my Otto drawing." Good thing they did, I'd hate to be Mike walking around Afghanistan one day, coming across those drawings and getting pissed.

Afghanistan. Annexed.