Tweet of the Week:
7 days of sex ....let's keep on going why stop now...?— James Southerland 3 (@JaySouth43) May 4, 2012
And the Internet has imploded. Hands down, best thing if seen out of James Southerland so far. I'm not sure how his girlfriend? (I think he has one) feels about this. Then again if she hasn't had sex with him seven days in a row then he might have just had the most incriminating tweet of the week.
Rakeem the Wild Man:
Yooooo we just caught a wild snake instagr.am/p/KTEPVoiv6I/— Rakeem Christmas (@R_Xmas25) May 6, 2012
Apparently Rakeem Christmas spends his free time wrangling snakes like he's Steve Irwin.
Thank God it Wasn't Chipotle:
First Burrito ever. This is a picture of it before and after instagr.am/p/KOc078O14o/— Baye Moussa Keita (@Bayekeita) May 5, 2012
I don't know what the rules are about Chipotle in the off-season but I think everyone should play it safe and stay away. What is shocking is that it has taken Baye Moussa Keita this long to have a burrito. Thankfully this one doesn't look like it was from Chipotle, and we can only hope that he doesn't discover the Chipotle Curse.
Walk on Tweet of the Week:
I'm honestly baffled. I shit my pants speaking in front of 4 people in class but have no problem playin ball in front of 30000. #whattodo— Brandon Reese (@BrandonReese24) May 1, 2012
I hope Brandon Reese actually didn't crap his pants in front of four people. I like this tweet though as it gives us some insight as to how these players are real people too with real fears that most of us go through everyday.