Yes, TWITS is back after a brief one-week hiatus so there are plenty of tweets to choose from this week.
MCW Calling out Noel:
Yes everyone is sad/angry/disappointed/knows-Calipari-is-a-cheater at Nerlens Noel for going to UK. However, his buddy Michael Carter-Williams isn't worried.
@NerlensNoel3 I'll see u at the rim dawg— Michael Carter-Willi (@MJCWilliams) April 12, 2012
I'm not going to get my hopes up but it would be pretty sweet if MCW went all God's Gift on Noel.
My Favorite New Follow of the Week:
He's been on Twitter forever but for some reason I just started following former SU receiver Van Chew. Good thing I just started following him because he had a few gems last week:
I wonder if tap dancers walk into a room, look at a floor and think, I'd tap that...— van chew (@van_chew) April 11, 2012
Y.O.L.O = You Obviously Love Oreos.— van chew (@van_chew) April 13, 2012
Triche Changing his Twitter Swag:
Ppl come 2college n the fall and realize their current swag(way u dress), isnt cool.. so they adapt.. i seen the maturation n alot of ppl— Brandon Triche (@Bswish20) April 13, 2012
This is probably true ... not that I care about fashion being a man and all but let's look back at the last T.W.I.T.S. I called Brandon Triche out for wearing the girly sweater (below):
Well he changed his twitter photo shortly after and I'd like to think that It was all my doing. Here's the slightly more masculine current photo:
Fab Melo's Silence has Broken:
Well on twitter at least. And he broke it to let us all know that he's chillin' in Florida now.
What's up in Bradenton FL?— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) April 7, 2012
I hope that he's not still technically enrolled in classes because we all know we don't need a UConn case on our hands with him bringing down the collective GPA ... then again he might be getting better grades by not going to class. Let's hope for the world's sake that he actually doesn't do this:
Going to kill people with a chainsaw and then say YOLO because it's friday the 13.— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) April 13, 2012
I've banned Dion from this column for the time being ... I'm still a bit bitter about him leaving.