Out of purely troll-worthy curiosity, I took a peek at the Nerlens Noel Decision thread over at Casual Hoya. After thoroughly cleansing myself, I've compiled a few of my favorite post "Not the Hoyas" reactions.

What a fucking abomination

Why the fuck did there have to be so much smoke about GTOWN all day long???

Every analyst who mentioned us today is cordially invited to eat a dick.

by TouomouIsMyHomie on Apr 11, 2012 8:54 PM EDT reply actions

Preferably mystery dick

USDA Grade A Choice dick is too good for these people.

Really. At least it's not Syracuse.

by Hoya Saxual on Apr 11, 2012 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions

Well... could it really have gone any other way for a high-profile GTown recruiting battle?

Spend years as the underdog, work our way in to the final three, develop real hope of winning… and then a massive steaming pile of shit.

Next stranger I see is taking a kick to the sack.

by TouomouIsMyHomie on Apr 11, 2012 9:04 PM EDT reply actions