You seriously could not write a better movie script than the 2011-12 SU Basketball team season. you have the long time assistant coach accused of touching ball boys (irony not intended). Not just 1, but two come forward. SU admits they investigated. Oh the paper too. And ESPN. Years ago. No one says anything until now. OK, well, we'll see what happens. zach'bipolar' tomaselli comes out of the woodwork claiming he was touched in connecticut oh wait maybe it was pittsburgh (except he was in school at the time. oh wait they doctored that). FIRE THE ASSISTANT! Well that's out of the way, onto the season...20 and 0! Hell yah! PLAYERS SLEPT WITH LAURIE FINE. Cue biggest WHATTHEFUCK moment for fans. LAURIE FINE? Juli Boehiem everyone gets but LAURIE FINE? WTF FACE?! OK..what? Wait, what? Melo's dumb and didn't go to a class so he's ineligible for a few games? Damn it. Mookie's leaving for personal issues? Well, he didn't do THAT much but it still blows. OK, OK, we got this. SHIT. Lost a game. We'll rebound, we'll rebound. LAWSUIT! Boehiem called us money seeking liars. SO SUE HIM FOR ALL THE MONEYS! FOURTH ACCUSER COMES OUT. Oh, no, wait. He lied. So did Tomeselli. No he didn't. Wait he lied about lying. No, no he lied again. Tomeselli files an order of protection. No wait, he didn't. Yes he did. DAMN IT ZACH! Stop it. You are making my head hurt! Syracuse wins all the rest of the games! Perfect at home! Yeah! Onto the Big East Tourney! HOLD A MINUTE! Players did drugs. No, not these guys but some guys a few years ago did! IS your head spinning yet? Lose to Cincy in Big East. OK maybe we needed that. More time to prepare! We were number 1 for weeks and #2 going into the tourney. We'll get a 1 seed in the NCAA. SCORE we did! HOLD THE PHONE AGAIN! Game is in A DAY and Melo is out AGAIN? Seriously does he GO to class or send Otto for him? Could we be the first 1 to lose to a 16? SU fans around the world pray to the Otto shrines. WIN! HELL YA! Meet Kansas State. WIN! HELL YA! Now, however slim the chance may be, SU COULD face Kansas for a 2003 championship game rematch in the quarterfinals. They also COULD face Kentucky for 96 final rematch..IN THE FINALS. Or the ultimate "movie script" ending, face INDIANA. In the final game. In the Superdome. Could we actually get revenge for 87? Well, odds are no, but what a year if it happened. What a year!