Yes I know this normally runs on early on Mondays but I had a football game to get to and the ensuing hangover to fight through the next day. However Paul Harris seems to think he could be suiting up for the big game one day:
Before you here it on the Internet I'm trying out for the NFL as a tight end I will be at the combine never played football in my life...— paul harris (@paulharris11) February 5, 2012
Why couldn't Pauly have made this decision a little sooner ... ya know when Greg Robinson needed all the help he could get.
While this may sound like Dick Vitale's wet dream, I don't see it happening anytime soon. Also the fact that he can somehow get to the combine without ever playing football in his life is amusing. Hey Goodell, if Paul can get a look why can't I? Harris seemed to have second thoughts a minute later when he realized he would be getting smacked around by big men:
My uncle big james gas me into know I think about it I might not go because if I get hit to hard I might QUIT!!!— paul harris (@paulharris11) February 5, 2012
The Most Disappointing Breakfast Tweet:
Aint it crazy that we cant have cream cheese for our bagels cause its considered a NCAA violation?!? Thats OC for real— Kris Joseph (@Krisjo32) February 3, 2012
Yup, the cream cheese rule is 100% true. There has been a fight to overturn it tho. It looks like Fab isn't a fan as well:
@Krisjo32 lol, I get so mad when I have to eat that dry asz bagel.— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) February 3, 2012
For those of you who don't know or have been under a rock #FabMeloRumors started up while the big guy was on suspension. It looks that he's embraced the trend:
Since he's no stranger to referring to himself in the third person, he's flipped the trend and started tweeting #FabMeloFacts about himself:
#FabMeloFacts is revealing Fab Melo's facts. He might do something about it. Lol— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) February 2, 2012
Fab Melo will definitely block somebodys view at the concert tonight. #FabMeloFacts— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) February 2, 2012
Super-lame Superbowl Party-Goer of the Week:
Trevor Cooney (@TCooney10) February 6, 2012
Looks like the Superbowl was a bit too boring for Freshman Albert Nassar as he decided nap time was a must ... well let's hope he was napping there and not passed out.
Not even going to touch Dion this week ... Sean already did an excellent job of it.