Dion Waiters Retweet of the Week:

Haaaaa RT @Cait_Titus: @dionwaiters3 That jersey looked good on you tonight, but know where it would look better? My floor #badasspickupline

— dion waiters (@dionwaiters3) February 23, 2012

I thought these Waiters retweets had pretty much capped out but they keep getting more and more ridiculous. It's only a matter of time before someone gets impregnated via retweet.

Alumni Tweet of the Week:

Sheesh the older women here dress so fly.. #decepticons !

— Andy Rautins (@andyrautins1) February 25, 2012

Looks like Andy's enjoying his time in Spain, I mean what's not to love: Spain, beaches, and cougars.

Walk-On Tweets of the Week:

Unfortunately 'Cuse has been liking to take their opponents down to the wire so the walk ons haven't had much playing time as of late ... that doesn't mean they don't have time to tweet.

Lol @R_Xmas25 #FollowHim twitter.com/Griffhoff13/st…

— Griffin Hoffmann (@Griffhoff13) February 26, 2012

Looks like Rak's trying to get the followers anyway he can ... even if he's passed out on his stomach.

Lol twitter.com/Griffhoff13/st…

— Griffin Hoffmann (@Griffhoff13) February 21, 2012

Considering Jim Boehiem admits that he "doesn't even have a computer" I'm gonna go ahead and say this guy isn't him.

I leave you with Albert Nassar veering into rough territory:

Everytime I see a Chinese person now all I think about is Jermy Lin

— Albert Nassar (@A_Nassar33) February 20, 2012

My Linstincts are telling me to not even touch that one.