BREAKING: Scoop Jardine, Dion Waiters May Not Actually Be Cousins
There are certain things that Syracuse Orange basketball fans know in their heart of hearts to be true thanks to every college basketball announcer who has ever called a game.
1. Andy Rautins is Leo Rautins' son.
2. Brandon Triche is Howard Triche's nephew.
3. Dion Waiters, Scoop Jardine and Rakeem Christmas are from Philadelphia, just as Rick Jackson was before them.
4. Scoop Jardine and Dion Waiters are cousins.
OR ARE THEY???
On this giant orb rocketing through the universe with reckless abandon, we hold on to those truths as the only things keeping us from flinging ourselves into the abyss of madness. As Benjmin Disraeli once said, "Time is precious, but truth is more precious than time, point blank period." He may have added, "Ooh yea that's true," though no one can confirm it.
Sports Illustrated now has an article (from the future - Feb. 20) that seems to challenge everything we hold dear.
Waiters stayed, partly because he wanted to play one more year with Jardine, who is not his cousin, no matter what news stories and the Syracuse media guide say. They have just been tight since they were kids in Philadelphia, and they like when people call them cousins. Jardine knew why Waiters was frustrated. Early in his Syracuse career, Jardine had felt the same way. He says he never thought Waiters would leave because "he knew where he wanted to be. We made a pact."
Not cousins? NOT COUSINS? What kind of sorcery is this? They're cousins!
Right?
Please, God, tell me they're still cousins...
SU Athletics says so. The Daily Orange says so. Orange Hoops says so. USA Today says so. Philly.com says so AND THEY WOULD KNOW BECAUSE DION AND SCOOP ARE FROM PHILADELPHIA.
Hey Sports Illustrated, KNOW YOUR BUSINESS!
By the way, it's coincidentally a great article written by someone (Michael Rosenberg) who actually gets into who Jim Boeheim actually is, even getting him to admit, "I'm very thin-skinned, and I'm very sensitive, which is bad for coaches." I didn't realize that sports columnists were still allowed to do quality research and critical analysis (Hi Pat Forde). Go read it.
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nice article - especially about Boeheim treats them like adults
I read it the other day when my issue came. Dion tweeted (of course) to pick it up ’cause he was in it. There are a few nice game shots of the players that accompany the article. They put some no name Knicks player on the cover but at least the “Sports Illustrated” is in orange.
Lin
You were being facetious regarding the no name Knicks player, right?
by GrossSuperman on Feb 17, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions
Two weeks does not a career make
I can see why ESPN and all the talking heads love it, cause its a great story, and he is playing awesome – but let’s see how he does over the course of the rest of the year and next year. Im glad he is playing for the Knicks, and if he keeps up this intensity over his career trajectory, it will be truly epic!!! He is putting up freakish numbers now though. Its nice to see stereotypes get turned on their head when an Asian-American Harvard grad who had a 4.2 grade point average in high school is ripping up the NBA!
Not cousins?

No. No. That’s not true.
THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE!
It's the most bullshit thing I've seen in thirty years.
by Girardi Party on Feb 17, 2012 9:50 AM EST reply actions 7 recs
correction
says future, February 12th… should be the 20th…
by Quint Stevenson on Feb 17, 2012 10:03 AM EST reply actions
had i known this
i would have dropped them out of my top ten weeks ago. SU can get by with poor shooting, no go-to guy, and poor rebounding, but I’m not sure if they are poised for a tourney run now that Scoop and Dion aren’t cousins….
Cuse fan in ACC country.
it seems like the ppl who actually watch SU games
get that SU has pro level talent. All we have been hearing lately is that “I would never put Su to the final four in my bracket cus when i look at teams I look for the team with a first round pick” or SU is a mystery becuase they have won so many games with minimal talent. These are the people who just skim boxscores and see SU’s leading scorer has only 14ppg so that must mean they dont have good players. When in reality the see the same boxscores for a team like uk whose scoring avg’s are almost identical to su’s with the leading scorer on that team at 14ppg (but if your name is uk/unc they watch all of the games religiously and even when the play awful and squeak out a win it shows toughness and no negatives.) In reality SU may not have the number one pick in the draft but they have as much talent as anyteam in the country the reasons theyre leading scorer only has 14 ppg should be seen more as a possitvie then a negative. It means that this team has bought in to team basketball, our unselfish, and care more about doing whatever it takes to win then indivisual stats. People who actually have followed this team realize but it most analyst fav topic to put down and nitpick on SU. ""Guys like Kris Joseph, Brandon Triche and Dion Waiters could be all-league if there was less talent around them" Think about that, not even just those guys, meyers leonard is thought as a lotto pick, if fab melo played for illinois he would probably be a whole lot better then leonard. If about 7 of su’s player played for weaker teams they would have huge numbers and probably be big time pro prospects. People who actually watched the games know that, also if players like xmas and mcw played for teams that desperatly needed them to have impact, and gave them the playing time to speed up theyre developement, at this point in the season they might be prospects as well. Even scouts will tell you that people saying SU has a lack of pro prospects are unfounded, they say 3 first round picks and depending how waiters, krisjo, and melo finish the season likely 1 or 2 lotto picks. They also will tell you that guys who are expected to stay like cj fair and triche next season when they will be relied upon a whole lot more a likely to emerge as big time draft prospects. Some even think scoop can be a verge secon rounder because he is one of the best true pg’s in the game and his stats in limited mins has been impressive as well as the nba being desperate for pg’s. It just pissed me off when guys like gary parrish, goodman, grantland douch say that su is just an overacheiving team with no talent. but guys like jay bilas, andy katz some other espns/si/and nbcsports guys i dont remember and even guys who i usually hate like gotlieb and pat forde, all people who actually watch the games will tell you this team has talent as good as any and can win it all this year
Good.
Get them all back for 1 more year, and dominate again. If we by some act of divine providence got Nerlens Noel we would have the best recruiting class in the country.
Yeah but I saw one the other day with ...
Dion, Fab and Kris going 18-20 all in a row in the first round. So it’s not like this team lacks NBA talent.
http://cusepulp.blogspot.com/
by Lots of Pulp on Feb 17, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions
I think it is fair to say
That this is the biggest scandal to hit Syracuse basketball on years.
by Niro5 on Feb 17, 2012 10:22 AM EST reply actions 1 recs
Next you're gonna sit here and try to tell me
Dajuan is not Derrick’s illegitimate son. Nice try.
by 5YearPlan on Feb 17, 2012 10:29 AM EST via mobile reply actions
I'm scared now...
For years I’ve coached youth hoops and always modeled my time-out calling habits after the great Jim Boeheim.
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
What next?

You’re gonna tell me they’re not siblings?
The 'Cuse is in tha house, oh my God oh my God.
by StrawHatGuy on Feb 17, 2012 10:42 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
best quote in the article
“Half the time I don’t even see him. I see him when it’s time to see him.” -Scoop on Boeheim during road trips
Cuse fan in ACC country.
It worked for George Michael and Maeby.

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy. I'm the magical man from. Happyland in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Laaane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.
by stumpycuse on Feb 17, 2012 12:14 PM EST reply actions 4 recs
Arrested Development reference For. The. Win.
And here I was going to attempt a witty remark about SIs sources being limited to Kate Upton’s hypnotic brea…
Nevermind.
Definitely a Rec
http://cusepulp.blogspot.com/
by Lots of Pulp on Feb 17, 2012 2:51 PM EST up reply actions
He said Boehiem still fills out his own coaches poll.
Where’s the question on if he was the lone person not voting Cuse #1?
Go Cuse!
....And Georgetown still sucks!
CRS/HST '05
It happens in statistical genetics, too.
But I refuse to live in a world where Scoop and Dion aren’t real cousins.
'Cuse 2010, Michigan 2012

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