Two big wins on the court for the boys in Orange this week ... and plenty of epic tweets to go along with it. A newcomer leads the way in this weeks TWITS:

The Baye Moussa Keita Corner:

Yes his name is as interesting and entertaining as his twitter feed was this week:

I don't understand why all the ugly human beings from UConn poking me on Fb.

— Baye Moussa Keita (@Bayekeita) February 11, 2012

This tweet is fantastic. Maybe all that poking got to Keita as he didn't even attempt a shot Saturday ... However I disagree with him in one respect, as anyone from UConn can't be considered a "human being" but more of an undead, useless, waste of air.

My day been crazy got up at 9:27 miss my 1st class but been to all off them and going to the one at 6:30.

— Baye Moussa Keita (@Bayekeita) February 9, 2012

Somehow he missed his first class ... yet has been to all of them. Also, going to class makes your day crazy ... I wish I could go back in time where going to class was the most stressful part of my life. Doesn't look like academics is a strong point for anyone this season.

Fab Melo Highlights:

I'm tired of having to pick one tweet a week from Fab ... so here's a highlight reel:

Denzel Washington was inspired by me to play his role.

— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) February 13, 2012

Whos funny yo? Lol follow me dawg @Melo_elo51Fab Melo the funniest nigga ever yo

— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) February 12, 2012

Best Part of this tweet is the fact that Fab's asking people to follow him even though the only people who can see this tweet are already following him.

I love Gisele accent...if I meet her I would tell her to speak english to me.

— Fab Melo (@Melo_elo51) February 6, 2012

Looks like Fabricio's got a little crush on Brady's lady ... but then again who doesn't. (Note to any girl's on campus looking to get a little Fab in them: talk funny and bitch about the Patriots receivers)

Cursed Tweets:

You're 25-1 ... don't think it .... don't say it .... please for the love of god don't tweet the C-Word ... too late ... I'm starting to get real worried about tonight's game.

Coldplay/chipotle commercial??? Can't get any better than that!!

— Griffin Hoffmann (@Griffhoff13) February 13, 2012

That Chipotle commercial... was terrible... i thought i changed the channel on accident

— Brandon Triche (@Bswish20) February 13, 2012

Scoops Fashion Show:

CUSE: NIKE Platinum Elite Jersey @dionwaiters3 @scoopjardine #SouthPhilly twitter.com/TeamJardine11_…

— Team Jardine (@TeamJardine11_) February 8, 2012

Wait .... You're not Scoop. Good try Dion. These still remind me way too much of Hoyas jerseys for me to support them.

Scoop still likes to tweet pics of his shoes however ... not that I ever understood the reasoning behind it.

Kicks for tonights game vs Gtown Espn @7pm #mikelife instagr.am/p/GwsrmODpAZ/

— Scoop Jardine (@scoopjardine) February 8, 2012

Recruit Tweet of the Week:

I enjoyed my visit to Syracuse. Fans were great, showed alot of love

— Nerlens Noel (@NerlensNoel3) February 12, 2012

STOP TEASING US ..... YOU BELONG IN ORANGE (or platinum if those jerseys actually catch on)

Fake Tweet of the Week:

I still don't like this white boy taking these last 46 seconds away from me...

— Scoop Jardine (@PoopJardine) February 11, 2012

I got to go back to @PoopJardine ... who ever runs this fake twitter is consistently putting out gems and deserves some kind of award.

Retweets of the Week:

You know the drill ... this is Fab and Dion's fans time to shine, enjoy:

You know why you're not satisfied with life? You're not fab melo.

— Michael Hongslo (@mhongslo41) February 12, 2012

Why are these girls sayin they were too nervous to speak to @dionwaiters3 I'm at the movies & I see Dion, he's leaving with me..and, so??💋

— Steph (@Steph_Ess) February 12, 2012

@dionwaiters3 I really need a RT to impress my friends. You're the best guard I've ever seen and I'm fat #cusenation

— DAVE K (@DAYDAY_K) February 11, 2012

Let's hope the boys keep 'em coming for next week .. until then keep tweeting away at Dion in hoping he can make your dreams come true.